Would you rather

[Gingerale]

chocolate cake and vanilla frosting. Is it butter cream frosting?

Would you rather be a fly or a spider on the wall in someone famous room?

[Polaris]

Fly on the wall - stealthily listen in on any potential secrets they might divulge!

Would you rather be stuck in the middle of nowhere in a desert but with your car, OR stranded on a lone island with a bountiful supply of food and water?

[Gingerale]

on the island. I could hopefully have some one find me one day. (like that Tom Hanks movie).

But a desert can kill you pretty quickly and your car can become an oven.

Would you rather be lactose intolerant or gluten intolerant?

[Polaris]

Lactose intolerant! I think I already am a bit lactose intolerant to be honest xD;
Plus, in my opinion, the diet is less restrictive than it would be for anyone gluten intolerant. And, if I wanna eat anything with lactose in it, there are tablets I can take to help me break down the lactose ingested (assuming my case of intolerance isn't that severe)

Would you rather eat 5 lbs (appx 2.27 kg) worth of heavily frosted cupcakes, or 5 lbs worth of plain but moist cake (no frosting)?

[mdom]

All at once? xD if in my lifetime, heavily frosted. But if all at once, moist cake xDD

Would you rather eat pasta or salad?

[peachomega]

Pasta, if I could choose what kind!

Would you rather play a really good game all in one weekend or spread it out over time?

[mdom]

All in one weekend xDD I'm hungry like that.

Would you rather sweat a lot from an exercise to know it made you work or do it lightly?

[Gingerale]

I'm not one for liking to sweat so lightly but steady.

Would you rather have social interaction at school/work or with sports activities?

[npixelz]

School or work. I don't really like sports.

Would you rather be in a steampunk world or a cyberpunk one?

[Rainbow000Pegasus]

Hoo, a tricky one. Both has their both pros and cons.
Personally I think the answer really lies how "steampunk" (real life, how "exaggerated") and how "cyberpunk" (technology, etc.) really makes it count, but I think I'll go with steampunk.
I'm no good with machines-

Would you rather play role-playing game (RPG) or a first person shooter (FPS)?

[npixelz]

RPGs I guess.

Would you rather have everything you do be recorded for entertainment or for science?

[Lemon Cheesecake]

science because it might be useful ...for something...entertainment is to conditonal on people's whims.

Would you rather go trick or treating or go to a Halloween party?

[npixelz]

Trick or treating any day. I get candy.

Would you rather have a ghost as a friend, or a vampire?

[Nek0Nerd0]

Ultimately I want to have a vampire as a friend. Don't wanna lose anymore blood than I already have. Sorry, ghost.

Do you prefer to do the dishes or take out the trash?

[mdom]

Take out the trash.

Would you rather crack a dozen eggs or whip them?