Will you push the button?

[Polaris]

Ehh I'll push it and take the 500k, it'll help a lot and it's not like the person I dislike is gonna do anything to me with it anyway.

Would you push the button if you could speak every language fluently, but you would have a terrible stutter?

[npixelz]

Nah, I don't want a stutter. I don't want to give people more excuses to make fun of me.

Would you push the button if you could find the love of your life, but you would have an uphill battle trying to win their affection?

[Polaris]

Yeah I'd push it. It'd be hard but so satisfying in the end knowing that I worked hard and did my best to earn their love.

Would you push the button if you were offered and secured the job of your dreams, but suddenly grew a sixth toe on the heels of both your feet that could not be surgically removed without seriously damaging your body?
(i.e. gotta live with them weird sixth toes for the rest of your life)

[npixelz]

Yes. I'd need a new type of shoe but I'd do it.

Would you push the button if you could fly but you have to always be in the air? Hovering slightly off the ground works

[Polaris]

Nahh, flying is cool but I don't think I'd ever get a comfortable sleep by slightly hovering above my bed at night (plus I move around a lot in my sleep)

Would you push the button if you became the most powerful being in existence, but this ends up wiping out all except the person you dislike the most from existence?

[npixelz]

No, what use is there in power if I have no one?

Would you push it if you could mimic any sound and voice you wanted, but you must always speak in rhymes?

[Polaris]

Nah, I'd get more annoyed with myself speaking in rhymes faster than my friends and family would.

Would you push the button if you had the power to fly, but you could only fly 1 meter (or 3.2 feet) off the ground?

[npixelz]

It'd still be sweet! So yes.

Would you push the button if you could teleport anywhere, but the farther you teleport, the more energy it would take, so you'd have to eat more? (You wouldn't get fat, as the teleportation would negate weight gain)

[Polaris]

Ooh I'd push it, and just carry a bunch of snacks in a backpack or a fanny pack!

Would you push the button if you get $1 billion, but once a month someone will attempt to kill you at a random place and random time?

[npixelz]

I'd push it for the teleportation as well.

Noooo, I wanna live long!

Would you push it if you could talk to any person, living or dead, but the interview is in front of the entire population of the Earth?

[Polaris]

Nahh, there'd be too much pressure and if I chose someone famous/historically important figure everyone would probably be writing articles about how I "should've asked ____ question" or I "missed the opportunity to confront/ask about _____."

Would you push the button if you could get $1500 a month for life, but you could never get a job again or earn/receive/accept money from anyone or anything else?

[npixelz]

Nah, I'd like the opportunity to eventually earn more than that, or to win a lottery, or even to get a large amount of money in a will, so not being able to accept anything else would nullify those things.

Would you push the button if you could go inside any video games you wanted, but you'd have to beat the games before you could get out of them again?

[Polaris]

Ooh I'll push it, but I think I'd probably only end up playing Pokémon games xD
I most definitely don't think I'd be able to handle being inside Minecraft and getting all the way to beating the Ender Dragon without dying at least 20 items (rip if it has to be on Hardcore mode oof)

Would you push the button if you could regenerate and come back to life from mortal wounds 12 times, but each time you regenerate you change personalities & memories and a new person will walk away with your old memories per regeneration?

[npixelz]

No, I don't want to change who I am just to stay alive.

Would you push it if you could gain force powers but you'd lose a body part? Like an eye, foot, or hand.

[Polaris]

Nahh, I'm alright without any force powers as I don't even know what I'd do with them ahaha.

Would you push the button if you could read minds, but every time you did you would get a massive migraine?