Corrupt a Wish

[peachomega]

Granted, but now he hears everything you ever say.

I wish I had more pepperoni.

[Polaris]

Granted, but now all you only have is pepperoni.

I wish I had a cute alpaca

[mdom]

Granted! But you have to work three jobs because it has expensive tastes.

I wish I could sleep for 16h

[Polaris]

Granted! But what may have seemed like 16 hours to you was actually 16 years to the rest of the world

I wish I owned a private jet

[mdom]

Granted! But every day it weighs in your conscience how much unechological you're being.

I wish my knees were 100%

[Polaris]

(Not sure how to interpret this one, but ah hope this works:)
Granted! But the rest of your body is only 50%

I wish I had enough money to go out with friends

[mdom]

my poor body

Granted, but now they only love you for your money

I wish I had fries for lunch

[Polaris]

Granted, but now that's your lunch all day, everyday, form now until the end of time (you'll have to get tired of eating them at some point, and it certainly won't be good for you!)

I wish I was taller T u T

[mdom]

Granted! But now you're 7', and it's so hard to find clothing! Also your neck constantly hurts.

I wish I wasn't sleepy

[mdom]

Granted! But now you're 7', and it's so hard to find clothing! Also your neck constantly hurts.

I wish I wasn't sleepy

[Gingerale]

Granted, but from now on you have insomnia and you can't sleep even when you want to sleep.

I wish I could think of some creative idea that made me lots of money.

[mdom]

Granted! But now you have many people around only interested in your money

I wish I didn't have periods anymore

[Nek0Nerd0]

OOOH, you guys have Corrupt a Wish!! Nice, let's keep this one alive since the one in Recolor is killed by me. For some reason.

Granted Emdom, you won't get periods anymore, but...
That's now replaced by intense headache, every month, a week each. You'd stay in bed just the same either way.

I wish I could help myself. I keep helping everyone else, but... not myself

[Lemon Cheesecake]

Granted! But now y ou can't help helping yourself to every food out there and you have to keep buying new clothes.

I wish I could tell the difference between a sweet potato and a yam.

[npixelz]

Granted, but now you can't tell the difference between an apple and tomato.

I wish I could change my appearance at will.