Corrupt a Wish

[NerdyAliCat]

Granted! But unfortunately you can only chose when you change appearance, not what you look like when you change.

I wish i was multilingual

[Nek0Nerd0]

Granted, you can change your physical appearance, but not your shirt.
So you're still gonna have to spend money shopping for clothing.

--next wish-- Granted, but you end up being too shy to actually use your extra languages. You keep speaking the one language you're confident in.

I wish I played Fortnite so I know what everyone else is talking about.

[npixelz]

(Darn, that was a good corruption, Ali).

Granted, but you realize that it isn't nearly as good as everyone says it is.

I wish I could talk to animals and understand them

[NerdyAliCat]

(Hehe)
Granted, but now you can't talk to or understand humans

I wish that I could draw really well

[Nek0Nerd0]

Granted, now your writing/penmanship is sloppy.

I wish I liked making/pressing my own orange juice.

[npixelz]

(Darn! Another good one, Ali)!

Granted, but now you don't actually like the taste of orange juice.

I wish I control time.

[NerdyAliCat]

(I like ruining people's wishes )
Granted but you always forget what day it is

I wish that my laptop would never run out of charge

[npixelz]

(You're too good)

Granted, but now every other device has to remain in their chargers 24/7

I wish I could control matter

[mdom]

Granted, but you lose one of your 5 senses

I wish summer didn't exist!!!

[npixelz]

Granted, but the world is now in a perpetual state of freezing cold winter.

I wish I could read people's minds.

[mdom]

Granted! But now the thoughts won't stop even when you try to go bed.

I wish I could nap.

[npixelz]

Granted, but you'll have a hard time staying awake from now on.

I wish I could sing well.

[mdom]

Granted! But only in falsetto.

I wish I had breakfast for dinner.

[npixelz]

Granted, but now you can't eat at any other time.

I wish I could dance.

[mdom]

Granted, but it's never in the rhythm!!

I wish we could find eggs every 10 minutes