Corrupt a Wish

[npixelz]

Granted, but they only contain stuff you already have.

I wish I could get all the jackets

[mdom]

Granted! But now the whole world is cold ((


I wish my dad would stop complaining I'm single!!!

[npixelz]

Granted, but now every person who sees you falls in love with you and constantly tries to woo you.

I wish the egg hunt would go on for longer

[NerdyAliCat]

Granted, but it's the only event you could participate in

I wish I wasn't as tired

[npixelz]

Granted, but now you can't sleep, and you constantly have more energy than you know what to do with.

I wish I didn't have a headache.

[Nek0Nerd0]

Granted, the headache's gone, but now you have stomachache.

I wish could cook faster

[npixelz]

Granted, but now you cook so fast you burn everything, even water.

I wish I could manipulate matter

[murmurlade]

Granted, you are now seated in front of a computer that has a physics program open and the word "matter" is spelled in big block letters in it!

I wish my plagiarism rate for my assignment is below 5% (lol)

[npixelz]

Granted, but now the rest of the class, nay, the world, plagiarizes from your assignment.

I wish I could mind control people.

[murmurlade]

Granted, but you can only control one of their limbs of your choice.

I wish I had time to make more Windlyn items

[MissAutumn]

Granted, but the items always turn out ugly.

I wish I could play the violin.

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but that's the only thing you can play from this point on. All of your knowledge of how to play anything else- including games- is lost. You cannot any knowledge to relearn or learn how to play.

I wish the people depicted in my dreams would rescue me from being human, and take me to their home to stay with them.

[npixelz]

Granted, but now you can never go back, and you can't take your loved ones with you.

I wish I could transform.

[murmurlade]

Granted, you can transform into... *drumroll* your windlyn avatar IRL! And you can't go back!

I wish my country's minimum wage was higher (its like $1.40)

[npixelz]

Granted, but now everything costs more.

I wish Pokemon was real