Corrupt a Wish

[MissAutumn]

Granted, but those who storm it will forever Naruto Run. They can never walk - they will Naruto run.

I wish I had more free time to be productive.

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but you are no longer allowed to use your free time towards leisure activities.

I wish I had more Uchuu-kei clothes and shoes.

[npixelz]

Granted, but you can never use them. In fact, you can never wear clothes again.

I wish I could cross dress and actually look like a girl

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but now you have a horde of male stalkers.

I wish I could have a dream to see what some guy from another of my dreams looked like, because I don't think I saw his face clear enough in the dream he was in to completely remember it.

[npixelz]

Granted, but he's actually a terrifying monster that follows you out of your dream and into real life.

I wish I was superhuman.

[Uchuuko]

That's scary as heck, and a worse wish crush than I was expecting to receive, lol. At least you didn't say he would assault me.

Granted, but you're really a super mutant. Although you have your gifts, they began to twist your physical appearance. You became more misunderstood as time progressed, and you eventually lost yourself.

I wish I had a gaming PC already.

[MissAutumn]

Granted, but as soon as you're about to finish a game the PC crashes and all your game data is deleted. It cannot be fixed and you cannot get a new PC.

I wish I could time travel.

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but you can never return to the same timeline you depart from. Whenever you time travel, you greatly alter history.

I wish vampires were real.

[npixelz]

Oof, you got me with that one.

Granted, but they're all after you.

I wish I was a catgirl.

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but you just become a female cat.

I wish I had some new opalescent nail polish.

[npixelz]

Granted, but you have to cover yourself with it and you can never take it off.

I wish I could turn into a cat and back again

[MissAutumn]

Granted, but it only works the one time.

I wish I worked less hours.

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but your wage is cut in half. '

I wish the shampoo and soap I was looking for in Walmart today were restocked.

[npixelz]

Granted, but they'll never be restocked again. In fact, no shampoo or soap you ever look for will be restocked after the next time you look for them.

I wish I could dance

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but you can never sing again.

I wish Windlyn had more regulars.