Corrupt a Wish

[npixelz]

Granted, but you end up hating the job but also stuck in it for the rest of your life.

I wish I didn't have to do chores everyday

[MissAutumn]

Granted, but you have to do 24 hours of chores once a week. No sleeping, eating or relaxing are allowed in those 24 hours.

I wish I wasn't feeling sick.

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but you no longer have an immune system, and you are numb to anything else that may suggest illness.

I wish I had no parents. My stepdad is so mean.

[npixelz]

Granted, but now you've never been born.

I wish I didn't have to deal with witches in Minecraft again

[MissAutumn]

Granted, but you have to deal with a constant army of Creepers.

I wish I was better at the Devil May Cry games.

[npixelz]

Granted, but now you suck at everything else in your life.

I wish creepers wouldn't explode my stuff

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but now they'll attempt to constantly explode you which may result in the game's crashing.

I wish I could let go of the extra belongings I have so I can become more minimalist.

[npixelz]

Granted, but you let go of too much and you don't have enough to actually survive.

I wish I could gain all the powers (that people have) shown in the Pokemon universe, whether it be through the cards, the show, the games, or the manga.

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but you technically are still without powers since the pokemon and objects that helped facilitate those powers still don't exist.

I wish I was very noticeably bottom heavy: with very wide hips and proportionally large buttocks, thighs, and legs. But may my upper half not be insanely out of proportion either- just let them be much smaller but blend well as it connects with my bottom half.

[npixelz]

Granted, but your feet and hands are huge.

I wish I could sing

[MissAutumn]

Granted, but you will always break into song whenever you want to talk about anything (like in musicals). No one else joins in.

I wish Windlyn doesn't go down again.

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but now it will never be updated again.

I wish my little brother got in a dorm/student residence place before now. He still doesn't have a place to stay, but his classes start on Monday. My mom will have to take him to and from school every day, unfortunately.

[npixelz]

Granted, but he's forced to be completely cut off from his family. He will never see you guys again, and you will never see him again.

I wish I could dance.

[Uchuuko]

Fine with me, lol.

Granted, but you now dance constantly during your waking hours; even as you walk!

I wish this other guy in one of my dreams was fat too, but had an exceptionally chunky backside.

[MissAutumn]

Granted, but you never see him in your dreams again.

I wish the weekend wasn't nearly over.