Badvice (Bad Advice)

[MissAutumn]

Remember to use dirty water to aid with cleaning.

I want to not be sleepy.

[npixelz]

Sleep all your life, that way you'll never be sleepy.

I want super powers

[Polaris]

Spend some time near radioactive sites and toxic waste plants, you'll definitely get some mutations there.

I want to sleep at normal times

[npixelz]

Sleeping at normal times is overrated. Here's what you gotta do; sleep for two hours at a time, every five hours. So five hours awake, two asleep. All the time. Even at work.

I want a girlfriend

[Cilencio Cerbera]

Join Chibi Kingdom and start courting the people there, the relationship may not last, but maybe something might come out of it. For example, more drama. *prepares popcorn*


I want some ice-cream,

[npixelz]

(I'll pass on the drama, thanks, lol).

Buy a farm with a cow and learn to make some yourself.

I want to be able to hack the universe

[Cilencio Cerbera]

(An endless supply of drama AHAHAHAAHAHAHAH)
(LMAOOOOO)


Infiltrate Area 51.




I want to infiltrate Area 51 and find out what's inside.

[silverberry]

Remember to announce yourself and your intentions upon arrival!! And push every button that you can see!

I want to write a book.

[Cilencio Cerbera]

Pick a random book, proceed to write something on it. You're then writing a book.



I want to fill the room with the scent of coffee or tea.

[silverberry]

Seal every crack and opening in your room, fill it with boiling water, then steep in it like 5 boxes worth of coffee or tea for 10 minutes
I guarantee the scent will last for weeks!!

I want to fix my cracked phone screen

[Cilencio Cerbera]

oh lawrd HAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Use plaster and paste it all over yo phone, it's fixed now XDDDDDD Remember to console it and give it a kiss if yo phone happened to be afraid, gotta be gentle when it comes to healing phones



I want to know what should I dress my avi up today.

[npixelz]

Don't. Just do the bare minimum, a base and a face.

I want to stop sleeping in

[silverberry]

Get one of those candles that could burn for 8ish hours. Melt the wax in the pot, take off the metal bit at the end of the wick, and replace it with a strongest firecracker you could find.
Put the wick back, and do this to make sure it keeps straight while the wax hardens and cools.

[+] SPOILER

Place it by your bedside and light it before you sleep!! Guaranteed motivation to wake up early! Or, should the motivation fail, it'll turn into a very effective alarm clock!!

I want a fancy gothic bookshelf for all my books.

[Cilencio Cerbera]

(Okay that had me really intrigued)


Break into an old abandoned victorian mansion and steal it from the ghosts there.



I want to know how to fight with a ghost

[silverberry]

(Its just a long-winded way of saying "make a timed fire hazard" HAHAH pls dont actually try to make it. I don't even know if it'll work and if it does then ur bed would go kaboom)

Fill balloons with holy water and superglue salt on a baseball bat.

I want strawberry cheesecake