PUN-tastic word play!

[murmurlade]

Oooh those are some eggcelent puns, Lemon. Now, I'm not yolking, but all those puns sort of make them seem like a shell out. You might want to get a hencyclopedia of puns for your friend.

Yeahhh that was the best I could do lmao I'm all scrambled now

[Lemon Cheesecake]

Mur: that was so good! Here's a few others she sent me:

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and

[murmurlade]

I love the titanic one I'm in tears rn omg----
Durian my time in a pun boot camp, I had to read though melons of grape puns. It was a hard life.. berry exhausting... but hey I ended up pretty good at punning!

My friends love punning with my username. So far I've been abused with phrases such as "good MURning to you, help ive just witnessed a MURder, MURmaid, dreaMUR, etc etc... im dead lmao

[Lemon Cheesecake]

Oh that gave me a good chuckle! thank you berry much!lol I messed up one of them so I will repeat it - here's sum more:

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

When chemists die, apparently they barium.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

[murmurlade]

HERBIVORE IS SO BRILLIANT HOW DO PEOPLE COME UP WITH THESE?! have an image one:

[Lemon Cheesecake]

it fits puurfectly .... passing on some more...

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection you know urine trouble.

Broken pencils are pretty much pointless.

[MonkeyGirl18]

[galled]

This reminded me of a car that looks like a fishbowl. The AMC Pacer...

[murmurlade]

[Lemon Cheesecake]

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

I dropped out of the Communism class because of lousy Marx.

Here's a few more from my friend:

All the toilets in Baltimore's police stations have been stolen. As of now, it appears the police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded the dough.

Velcro - what a rip off !

[Zombie Bunny]

I kinda just communicate in puns with some people

More like I make them and he pretends to hate it

I mostly make worm puns because of this image

It's my skype pic now lmao

He keeps me worm at night
stops me from being saddle
Wait, I totally segment to worm you about all of these puns
Oops

[murmurlade]

smug worm...........

there's one my sister likes to tell, but nobody ever laughs... its... the fact that nobody laughs is what makes it so funny...

"three peanuts were walking along a dimly lit road at night... one peanut got left behind and so he was... as-salt-ed."

*queue bird chirping*

[Zombie Bunny]

ppffft heh
Sounds like you guys are nuts for not laughing

[Lemon Cheesecake]

I like when you scramble the puns into general conversation, they're egg-srta funny and crack me up the most, the one liners are funny too though - I can take them on the side anytime.

[MonkeyGirl18]