Corrupt a Wish

[MissAutumn]

Granted, but the lab book goes out of print.

I wish people would stop pulling out on me on roundabouts. I've had so many near misses in the space of two weeks.

[Uchuuko]

I was able to get the refund, and the textbooks I bought instead are on their way. The lab manual actually never existed; I discovered that no lab manual was needed for the class I was concerned with.

Granted, but now you pull out in front of other people for the rest of the month, causing several collisions.

I wish to see the being who puts nice thoughts into my mind. I believe there is some kind of being behind the thoughts.

[npixelz]

Granted, but you also meet the being behind the not so nice thoughts and you are doomed to never have nice thoughts again.

I wish I could travel into the world of the Internet, and it was like a futuristic city like in Tron or Tron Legacy

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but you now must call the world of the internet your home; you can never return to the real world again.

I wish to have a pleasant dream involving the people I have seen multiple times in some pleasant dreams I have in mind.

[npixelz]

Granted, but the dream is immediately followed by horrific dreams worse than you thought you could ever imagine, and those will be the only dreams you have from now on.

I wish I could gain superpowers.

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but it is at the expense of your sanity and sense of self.

I wish my new debit card came in the mail tomorrow. I had to request a new one due to some random bimbo's trying to buy some tea in Ohio. Without the debit card, I can't freely spend the money I should get next week.

[npixelz]

Granted, but you lose all your money.

I wish I could date my celebrity crush.

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but you hate him once you get to know him personally.

I wish to do well on the GRE.

[MissAutumn]

Granted, but you very do well on anything ever again.

I wish I had some ice cream.

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but it was of a flavor you like the least, and it melted quickly.

I wish a blizzard would occur in my area this winter.

[npixelz]

Granted, but that's all that happens from now on. Or, alternatively; granted, but it's a Dairy Queen blizzard.

I wish my subconscious was uploaded into a super human body with super powers.

[MissAutumn]

Granted, but it isn't "you". It is a copy of your subconscious. So you don't get to enjoy a super human body with super powers your subconscious clone does.

I wish I was a cat. :3

[npixelz]

Granted, but you get adopted into a home that doesn't take care of you.

I wish I was better at video games.

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but you're so good that no one wants to play against or with you in anything ever again.

I wish that the supervisors for this one job I had will let me quit with ease.

[npixelz]

Granted, but you can never find work again.

I wish I could dance