Corrupt a Wish

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but you're a one-trick pony and only know how to dance to tango music. You can't learn any other kind of dance.

I wish to be well prepared for all of my exams for this year.

[npixelz]

Granted, but you're never prepared for anything else.

I wish I could sing.

[MissAutumn]

Granted, but you can only sing in the bathroom.

I wish I was good at photography.

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but you lose every picture you take from now on.

I wish the person from my dreams whom I have been thinking about lately would show up to hug me in person.

[npixelz]

Granted, but they're actually a serial killer and they murder your friends and family and keep you locked up in a cage so that they can torture you.

I wish I could remember every single dream I've ever had in detail.

[MissAutumn]

Granted, but your brain can't retain any new information and the more you dream the more you forget.

I wish I knew what my budgie talks about. He is always talking.

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but it turned out that your budgie only had the most horrible things to say.

I wish I didn't have so much to do.

[npixelz]

Granted, but now you can never do anything beyond stuff needed for survival again.

I wish I could get every single game and dlc I want for free, without getting it illegally.

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but everyone else got every game and dlc they wanted for free, which resulted in the video game developers' going out of business and ending up homeless, without anything to create more games and dlc. The internet eventually is destroyed by upset people, as a consequence.

I wish extraterrestrials visited Earth, and I could witness their presence in person.

[npixelz]

Granted, but they're evil.

I wish I could rule the world

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but the stress of ruling the world leaves you with one month to live.

I wish to see someone with 'snatched' hair edges.

[Mouse]

Granted! But the rest of their hair will be fried.

I wish to go back to school!

[npixelz]

Granted, but it's a school for delinquents.

I wish I could dive in and out of my favourite games.

[Mouse]

Granted but everyone around you cant see or interact with you!

I wish I could fall asleep!

[MissAutumn]

Granted, but you fall into a coma and might never wake up.

I wish I wasn't going back home today.