Corrupt a Wish

[MissAutumn]

Granted, but your pay is a week late.

I wish the weekend didn't go so quickly.

[npixelz]

Granted, but now you're in a never ending loop of the weekend, but you still age and get tired and need food, and since it's the weekend, you never get any money.

I wish I could get my mom to look at the site I'm looking at for the Sans jacket, and that she lets me buy it before Halloween of this year.

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but that's the last gift you get for the rest of this year.

I wish these survival rations I ordered didn't taste so bad.

[npixelz]

Granted, but that's because they no longer exist, and now everything else tastes horrible.

I wish my dreams could actually happen.

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but they only happened to YOU! You have been lost to reality; to wander forever in your dreams is your fate.

I wish I managed to do more schoolwork before this week started, so that I wouldn't be so behind on it.

[MissAutumn]

Granted but you get bad grades.

I wish my hamster was awake earlier.

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but now it is ill.

I wish I did well on my history exam. The professor is a harsh grader.

[svetlana]

Granted, but now it is ill.

I wish I did well on my history exam. The professor is a harsh grader.

Granted, but your exceptionally high score skews the grading curve, spoiling any chance of your classmates' grades being adjusted at the end of the semester. You are the pariah of your class.

I wish for D-cup breasts.

[npixelz]

Granted, but they are actually a pair of real breasts you get in the mail. So they aren't actually your own breasts, and now you're stuck with a random pair of breasts.

I wish this wish doesn't get granted.

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but it isn't granted for someone else. You suffer the penalty of not having your next wish granted.

I wish I was never a resident of this planet (Earth).

[npixelz]

Granted, but you are the resident of a planet that is exactly the same, filled with the same creatures.

I wish for a fish dish that is delish.

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but it had a high level of mercury in it.

I wish I had more things to decorate my dorm room with.

[npixelz]

Granted, but now you have so much stuff you can't even move around, and if you try, things could fall on you.

I wish I had pie.

[MissAutumn]

Granted, but there is no filling.

I wish I could sleep.

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but you chose not to do so.

I wish I felt like doing more things.