Corrupt a Wish

[Mouse]

Granted but you will always be tired as you do them!

I wish I could get another cat!

[MissAutumn]

Granted, but it hates everyone.

I wish I was good at coming up with wishes.

[Mouse]

Granted but the rest will never come true!

I wish I could eat everything and stay thin!

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but now you have explosive diarrhea since your body doesn't have the time to extract the nutrients it needs from your food, as well as to absorb the water that's mixed with your partially digested food.

I wish I didn't spend the money I spent at the restaurant I went to earlier today.

[MissAutumn]

Granted, but you lose the money by accidentally dropping it in the street.

I wish I didn't get headaches when I sleep in.

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but now you get vertigo after you sleep in.

I wish I was not overwhelmed by this scholarship application that is due by the friggn 21st. I'm getting anything done so far.

[npixelz]

Granted, but now you're overwhelmed by everything else in life.

I wish more kids would be coming for candy this year

[Mouse]

Granted but you wont have enough!

I wish airplanes were fun to ride!

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but now your regular modes of transportation are no longer enjoyable. I do feel the same way about airplanes though; taking off and landing are the worst.

I wish life wasn't so boring.

[npixelz]

Granted, but now someone new is trying to kill you every week.

I wish I had magic

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but you ended up with Magic: The Gathering Trading cards. At least one of them is holographic.

I wish I could talk to the people I've been seeing in my dreams lately.

[npixelz]

Granted, but they're all twisted and evil, and wish to do you harm.

I wish our trip to Disney was closer

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but they're all twisted and evil, and wish to do you harm.

I wish our trip to Disney was closer

Granted: your party now resides across from Disney World, in an old minivan. Whether or not your party can make it back to your true home(s) will depend on how you spend the little money you have. You start off with $100. Goodluck.

I wish the dentist spa I am considering going to is affordable.

[npixelz]

Oof, that sounds tricky.

Granted, but now everything else is way too expensive.

I wish I was a wizard in the Harry Potter universe.

[MissAutumn]

Granted, but your magic skill level is a lot lower than Neville's.

I wish the day goes quickly.