Corrupt a Wish

[npixelz]

Yup! So winners all around!
Oof, that's potentially dangerous.
Granted but it's full of worms.

I wish I had super powers

[murmurlade]

Granted, but what superpower is it? What does it do? How do you use it? You'll never know.

I wish I had a Pengwing with a detonator item-

[npixelz]

Granted but it appears in real life and blows up your house, while severely injuring you.

I wish I could control people's minds

[murmurlade]

THAT''S A WIN
I GET A PENGWING IN REAL LIFE!!!!

Granted, but your orders are now really specific- you can only control the part of their minds that control their bladder... pfft

I wish it was 20 degrees celcius rn

[npixelz]

Lol.
I could use that to mess with people. But I probably wouldn't because that's mean.
Granted but it's only 20 degrees Celsius for a few moments, and then it will start fluctuating between extremely hot and extremely cold rapidly.

I wish I had a genie

[Nek0Nerd0]

Granted, but he'll grant you only two wishes instead of three.

I wish I can reach the fourth dimension.

[murmurlade]

Granted, but now you're stuck there.

I wish I could go back in time and slap myself for not participating in every single Windlyn event.

[Nek0Nerd0]

Granted but now your past self basically hates you for the slapping. The pain stays the whole time too.

I wish I knew KFC's secret formula.

[npixelz]

Granted but it's a lot of disgusting things and you now hate KFC

I wish for a Pokemon plushie

[murmurlade]

Granted, but it's of the Pokemon you hate the most.

I wish for discipline.

[npixelz]

Granted, but it's given to you by harsh and cruel punishments every time you do something even remotely undisciplined.

I wish I knew how to program video games

[murmurlade]

I mean, that's not that much of a difference to my childhood. You get pretty disciplined as a kid when there's an angry adult ready to cane you LOL

Granted, but nobody except you will play them, ever.

I wish I had $10.

[npixelz]

Oof

Granted, but you immediately have to pay someone $20 after getting it.

I wish I didn't have to go shovel right now

[murmurlade]

Dang. Granted, you don't have to shovel, you use a spoon instead!

I wish for a couple of friends to play RLcraft with me

[npixelz]

Oh nooooo!
Granted, but each of them can only play for five minutes, before you have to restart the world, and each of them can only play one at a time, meaning you have to restart every five minutes.
Side note, if you have Discord, we can talk on there and I might be able to play with you. I might not be able to, though, since my computer doesn't like me, but there's a chance I can play.

I wish EVERYONE will get the wings before the event is over.