Corrupt a Wish

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but a worse virus takes its place.

I wish I still got direct deposits of at least $100 to my bank account once a week.

[npixelz]

Granted but it's Monopoly money and it's your only source of income.

I wish I wasn't sick

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but you will spend the rest of your existence in a sterile bubble. Physical contact with you is very limited, including physical contact with objects.

I wish I had a fresh, soft batch of chocolate chip cookies.

[npixelz]

Oh no

I actually had a chocolate chip cookie after dinner.

Granted but now you can never eat anything but chocolate chip cookies, and you have to make them from scratch every time you want to eat.

I wish I wouldn't sleep in so much

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but you never get enough sleep now, which ruins your health. You thus age before everyone's eyes.

I wish a magical begin would take me with them, back to their home to live with them.

[npixelz]

Granted but they torture you every day for magical experiments.

I wish I had a girlfriend

[Nek0Nerd0]

Granted but she's invisible.

I wish I could make keys.

[npixelz]

Granted but they never work

I wish I could stay up later yet get up earlier and still be well rested

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but your skin still ages horribly.

I wish I was already fluent in Japanese.

[npixelz]

Granted but you lose your voice and can only write what you want to say, plus you only know Japanese

I wish I got more money per hour at my job

[Nek0Nerd0]

Granted but you had to live in a place that's less comfortable than the one you're in now.

I wish I had bunny ears for the ocassion.

[MissAutumn]

Granted but they fall off your head all the time.

I wish the lockdown was over.

[npixelz]

Granted but now it's the purge, except all crime is legal forever.

I wish I had all the event items from this event

[Nek0Nerd0]

Granted, but you couldn't wear them.

I wish I was a kid again so I could replay Club Penguin.

[npixelz]

Granted, but you are stuck at age 5, reliving the same year over and over, for all eternity.

I wish I was finding more eggs