Corrupt a Wish

by **Mad*Honey** » Tue Jan 24, 2017 10:05 am

Granted, but now you can only talk backwards.

I wish a tree would fall over the entrance to my school xD

by **MonkeyGirl18** » Tue Jan 24, 2017 10:55 am

Granted, but the back exit becomes the new entrance.

I wish I knew how to color and shade drawings.

by **Polaris** » Wed Jan 25, 2017 6:46 pm

Granted! But now, whenever you color, you excessively color outside the lines.

I wish I could sing

by **MonkeyGirl18** » Wed Jan 25, 2017 7:09 pm

Granted, but you can only sing the harmony, never the melody.

I wish I owned all anime.

by **NerdyAliCat** » Fri Jan 27, 2017 4:46 am

(Nice wish)

Granted but you were forced to sell all of your anime because you were broke.

I wish that my cosplay wig would arrive sometime soon

by **MeatVegetable** » Sat Jan 28, 2017 8:58 am

Granted but it attaches to your skull and slowly begins to burrow it's way into your brain assimilating your existence.

I wish I could sleep.

by **TheBeeWitch** » Sat Jan 28, 2017 2:59 pm

Wish granted, but then you die. No explanation.

I wish I could afford a new laptop.

by **NerdyAliCat** » Sun Jan 29, 2017 3:05 am

Granted, but now no laptops are for sale.

I wish that I can make other people smile

by **Polaris** » Thu Feb 02, 2017 5:03 pm

Granted! But people smile only when you embarrass yourself.

I wish I could fly

by **Cloudy** » Fri Feb 03, 2017 1:48 am

Granted, but you get wax wings and fly too close to the sun (ah the fate of Icarus)

I wish I knew how to cook

by **TheBeeWitch** » Fri Feb 03, 2017 2:40 am

Granted!
But everything you cook only looks delicious and sweet on the outside, the taste is very gross.

I wish to be able to time travel

by **Polaris** » Fri Feb 03, 2017 3:13 pm

Granted! But you only have the ability to time travel to 5 min. in the past.

I wish I could eat as much chocolate as I want

by **mdom** » Sat Feb 04, 2017 1:59 am

Granted! But now there's no room for any other food and you end up with vitamin deficiency.

I wish I wasn't a quitter.

by **Bassy** » Sun Feb 05, 2017 9:48 am

Granted, but you will never finish the goal

I wish my homework was finished

by **mdom** » Wed Feb 15, 2017 3:24 pm

Granted, but it's alll wrong.

I wish I didn't have repeats xDD