PUN-tastic word play!

[npixelz]

Hahaha! U guys r so funny. I must reply Post-haste!

[Lemon Cheesecake]

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

check out this site if you are like me and can't think of any yourself:

http://www.punoftheday.com/cgi-bin/disp ... b=0&page=1

[npixelz]

I can barely use the internet as it is. My- wait, hold the Phone. U cant Net in any on ur own?

[Lemon Cheesecake]

well, I can think of some lame puns but they're about half the length of the internet ones.

(See what I mean. Not berry punny).

[MonkeyGirl18]

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

[Lemon Cheesecake]

haahaaahahaa

a good one especially for the coming holiday season... beary punny

[MonkeyGirl18]

What's Irish and sits in the sun? Paddy O'Furniture.

[Diana]

Haha. It took me a bit to get that one, Monkeygirl.


It's not really a pun, but in the joke chatroom at work today they posted:
"Warning: Do not touch" is an alarming thing to read in braille.

[MonkeyGirl18]

[Diana]

I laughed at that! Does that mean I'm a farmer... From my head tomatoes?

[MonkeyGirl18]

lol

[Lemon Cheesecake]

ohhhh, I think I have had my veggie laughs for the day! A little bit corny to my ears, but I ate them all up. I hope you'll bee buzzing by with more!!

[murmurlade]

I got into a fight with my friend about puns.. but I don't really want to taco 'bout it.
Does he really have to make such a big dill out of everything?! He's a peach of crap but olive him...

[MonkeyGirl18]

[Lemon Cheesecake]

oh, those are berry punny, I hope some bunny else got a laugh