I once had a fish that only swam (swam? Is that right xD) backwards.
It had brothers and sisters that went forward but this one just frantically swam backwards, I loved that fish so much I think I named it flower or something cute like that.
I also use to feed fish noodles and spaghetti because heck why not?
Imagine a 7 year old screaming in Russian at random fish and dumping instant noodles in a fish tank,