Corrupt a Wish

[npixelz]

Granted, you have now given someone else motivation! How nice of you!

I wish I didn't need sleep.

[Cilencio Cerbera]

LMAO

Granted, but you'll have panda eyes XDDDDD


I wish I have matcha latte to drink right now

[npixelz]

Granted, you have a shot glass of matcha latte, and it is in a not so clean shot glass.

I wish I could have a big pie right now

[Cilencio Cerbera]

...oh no, dirty glasses are my nightmare


Granted, but the pie is so huge it cannot even fit inside your door and you may not be able to finish it


I wish for more 10 feathers thread to spam >8D

[npixelz]

I can live with that.

Granted, you get ten irl feathers whenever you post. Thing is, they don't appear in front of you, they appear in inconvenient locations, like hidden in your sheets so they tickle and scratch you while you try to sleep, or in your food!

I wish Covid was gone

[Cloudy]

Granted, covid is gone but a new, more aggressive strain has replaced it (covid-20 oof)

I wish I could drink a can of coke without getting the hiccups

[npixelz]

Granted. Now you have hiccups all the time and the only way to stop them is to drink coke, and the effect is temporary.

I wish for a loving girlfriend who has a personality I can live and agree with, is at least a little pleasing to look at, and can help me with my flaws while also allowing me to help with hers

[mdom]

Granted! But the relationship lasts one week only


I wish my friend wasn't sick

[Cloudy]

Granted, you've now taken their illness in their place

I wish I had the motivation to eat healthy

[Polaris]

Granted, you now have motivation but now healthy food is now inaccessible

I wish I had to comfiest, coziest pair of fluffy slippers

[npixelz]

Granted! But the relationship lasts one week only


I wish my friend wasn't sick

The best week of my life. ;-;

Granted, but now you've shrunk and live in them.

I wish for infinite genies.

[Polaris]

Granted, the genies will grant your wishes but not until ALL of them have been told each of your individual wishes.

I wish I was excellent at studying

[npixelz]

Granted, but now it's the only thing you're good at, you can't even breath prope-and she's dead.

I wish I had the powers of Tenshi from Angel Beats.

[Cilencio Cerbera]

Granted, but you will experienced a series of tragic and unfortunate events till the end of your immortal lifespan.


I wish to have a mini oven, to bake eggs XDDDDD

[npixelz]

Granted, but now it's the only thing you can cook with. If you try to cook with anything else, that thing will blow up.

I wish I could meet my favourite characters from my favourite shows and movies