Corrupt a Wish

[Nek0Nerd0]

Granted, you jumped into the world of fiction.
But that costs your existence in the real world, which is duly erased.

I wish I liked reading books.

[MissAutumn]

Granted, but they consume your life.

I wish I could have a pet duck.

[npixelz]

Granted, but like with geese, peace was never an option. Now it's no longer pet, but predator, and you are its prey.

I wish I was god

[silverberry]

Granted, but as you have no worshippers or believers, your existence and power fades quickly.

I wish I had a notebook with good, thick paper that doesn't bleed through.

[npixelz]

Granted, but now you've started bleeding heavily with no way of stopping the blood.

I wish for there to be more seasons of Tangled The Series

[Nek0Nerd0]

Granted but they switched animators and directors and they essentially ruined the show unintentionally.

I wish I had access to a bamboo forest.

[npixelz]

Granted, but there's only one bamboo and you're stuck there for eternity.

I wish I had the day off tonight.

[Cilencio Cerbera]

Granted, but you'll end up in the hospital for an entire night.

I wish to not procrastinate.

[npixelz]

Jokes on you my wish was granted and I DIDN'T get the corruption!

Granted, but now you can never take a break.

I wish to have a girlfriend who is alright looking-doesn't have to look superb or anything, just maybe cute?-is nice, is smart enough, and truly likes me back.

[Nek0Nerd0]

Granted, but you'll carry out the whole relationship long distance as it is impossible to physically meet.

I wish my fingers are strong enough for playing guitar.

[npixelz]

Oof, now I can't cuddle!

Granted, but the rest of your body is weak and frail, and you often get sick

[Nek0Nerd0]

I granted you the chance to wish for something, but you sorta corrupted that yourself.

I wish I knew how to sew my own costumes/cosplays.

[npixelz]

Oh ship, I forgot to wish!

Granted, but now the only clothes you can wear are ones you've made yourself, plus making and selling clothes is now your only source of income.

I wish I didn't have facial hair

[Vaughn Creighton]

Granted. but now you constantly need to close your eyes because get blinded by lights.. plus you need to wear mask to filter the air..

i wish this post won't die.

[npixelz]

Granted, but the rest of them will.

I wish I could eat as much as I want without getting fat