Corrupt a Wish

[npixelz]

Granted, but the date goes horribly. (I'm sorry!)

I wish to have a ferret

[Uchuuko]

It's alright. I understand if the date would end poorly since we have different roles in each other's lives.

Granted, but it is so moody that caring for it becomes more of a hassle. It even soils its living space quickly.

I wish my money troubles would end no later by the end of March.

[npixelz]

Granted, because you'll be deceased, you will no longer need to worry about money.

I wish to live a long healthy life and to never get sick again

[Cilencio Cerbera]

Granted, but you will lose all of your limbs.


I wish for the internet provider to provide me the internet faster gdi

[npixelz]

Granted, but now no one else has internet and try to break in to your house to use yours.

I wish for my life to be changed forever in an extremely good way that I will love

[silverberry]

(And so curls a finger on the monkey's paw...)

Granted, but every day afterwards one good thing disappears or one bad thing happens. It starts small, like a lost coin or dropping your phone, but it creeps up and slowly gets worse and worse everyday, escalating from minor accidents to major ones, until the end of your life.

I wish the archival quality ink I want to buy was affordable and available locally!

[npixelz]

Granted, but now that it's so cheap and accessible, it goes out of business.

I wish for a fish dish that's delish.

[silverberry]

Granted, but it spoils as you swallow and you get an upset stomach after eating it.

I wish for a tall glass of strawberry milk.

[npixelz]

Granted, you now gave a tall glass but it's not full of strawberry milk, the milk is only like a tenth full, and the strawberry milk brand in question makes terrible strawberry milk.

I wish my next wish won't get corrupted.

[silverberry]

(Another finger in the monkey's paw curls)

Granted! The corruption, instead of simply being content in this thread, ignores that wish and goes after every wish said outside of this thread instead.

I wish for a bottle of that "The soy sauce here is a little too sweet" ink.

[npixelz]

I-i don't-what does that-whaaaaaaaaat?

[silverberry]

Your next wish doesn't get corrupted, but everyone else's does, along with every wish you say afterwards.

Or... if you were asking about the ink... it's this one specifically.
The entire line has really cute names.

[npixelz]

I see.

Well then, wish granted, but now every liquid around you turns into the ink and no matter where you go, every liquid will be the ink.

I wish for all the abilities that certain humans have in the Pokémon universe. From the games, to the cards, to the anime, to the movies, and to the comics.

[silverberry]

Bath time and tea time are going to be very eventful now.

Granted, but every single copy and version of Pokemon are now unplayable, and no new Pokemon games can be made.

I wish for what I imagine to automatically translate itself into words on paper, without me having to write it out.

[npixelz]

Ah ah ah! Remember, I wished for my next wish to NOT be corrupted!

Oh, I wish for that as well, lol. And scenes you imagine to actually be shown without needing actors or animation! Wait, I need to corrupt this, don't I? Ummmmm, granted, but now you can't imagine anything.