Corrupt a Wish

[silverberry]

Oh darn! But the wishes made outside of this thread are all gonna be corrupted now, oh no...

That sounds exactly like how a trickster genie would lawyer their way out of it OMG

,,,,,where's ur next wish

[npixelz]

Uh oh
Lol
Oops

I wish I could change my voice to sound like any other sound whenever I want

[Nek0Nerd0]

Granted but you can't hear yourself so you don't even know if you sound like the way you want to.

I wish I had my own vegetable garden where I can cook my own produce

[npixelz]

Granted, but you accidentally create a vegetable that infects humans and animals until they are basically zombies, and you start tgd zombie apocalypse.

I wish I could control the elements

[Nek0Nerd0]

Granted, but at the cost of good skin. You control fire and water and more, but your skin will look bad from exposure.

I wish I had a sword as if I'm a hero.

[npixelz]

Granted, but you're actually a minor villain that gets vanquished quickly.

I wish I could create weapons and abilities like they do in Angel Beats

[Nek0Nerd0]

Granted, but you're a clumsy person, so you lose your weapons and abilities as soon as you use them.

I wish I liked bread.

[npixelz]

Nooooooo!

Granted, but now you hate everything else!

I wish I could fast travel between myself and this girl I know

[Bassy]

Granted, but the circumstances are not what you think it to be

I wish I could get a rasie

[Lemon Cheesecake]

granted, but your raise is in height with elevator shoes and it isn't tall enough to se over people's heads at a concert.

I wish I could sun tan without burning.

[npixelz]

Granted, but now you need to be in sunlight or moon light all the time, you can never be away from it or you'll die.

What I was going to wish for next was granted, sooooo...
I wish I could be with her always

[Nek0Nerd0]

Granted, but your lifespan is reduced by 10 years. Meaning you have less time to spend with her in your lifetime.

I wish I was a tailor.

[npixelz]

Granted, but you're notoriously bad at it.

I wish I could sing

[Nek0Nerd0]

Granted. You could sing, but only underwater.

I wish I had a gaming mic.

[npixelz]

Well now I'm a siren! Or... I COULD just put a small glass of water over me whenever I want to sing!

Granted, but gaming is now illegal.

I wish I could travel to the world of Pokemon and bring loyal Pokemon back with me