Corrupt a Wish

[Bassy]

Granted but there will be worse of (the situation)

I wish all my tests were A's.

[mdom]

They are. But in return you lost all your friends.

I wish the day was longer.

[MonkeyGirl18]

Granted, but the night is shorter.

I wish I could gift myself, lolol.

[mdom]

xD Granted, but you keep getting huge sandwiches. 100s of those!

I wish I had all bees.

[Polaris]

Granted, but you end up getting all the bees and none of the other items.

I wish I could find a nice prom dress

[Mousy]

Granted, but you accidentally drop it in a muddy puddle on your way out of the store.

I wish that it was summer already.

[mdom]

Granted, but it's a record high temperature of 105F!!


I wish I didn't do everything last minute.

[Polaris]

Granted, but now you don't do anything at all.

I wish the weather wasn't so weird (70s in the winter, seriously?)

[Mousy]

Granted, but now it's just expected to have natural disasters(tornadoes, hurricanes, etc) all the time. That way it isn't weird, it's expected.


I wish my pasta weren't overcooked.

[murmurlade]

Granted, but now they're raw and impervious to heat.
I wish I could hit 200 gifts before tomorrow :'D

[mdom]

granted, but then a glitch happened and it all was for nothing

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

[murmurlade]

Granted, but you become so efficient you never have tom for rest!

I wish I had money.

[mdom]

Granted, but you can't spend it. Ever!!

I wish I didn't have to go out tomorrow.

[murmurlade]

You don't have to go out, but you lose your internet connection for the entire day.

I wish my shirt was black in colour.

[Polaris]

Granted, but because orange is the new black your shirt is now orange.

I wish I can visit new places