PUN-tastic word play!

[murmurlade]

I'm feeling really upset about that bullet pun now. Like, what if he was shot into a body?! He'd be missing for DAYS and his family would get so worried... and then-- wait, he wouldn't even be able to come home, would he?! He'd be kept as evidence or something.

Nooooo mister bullet

[MonkeyGirl18]

Well, that was coming from someone playing genocide on Undertale and not feeling bad one bit about it lol.

[Lianna]

Y'all still beeting a dead hoarse?

[MonkeyGirl18]

[Lemon Cheesecake]

All I can say is ahhhhhh...

the chef couldn't make the perfect Italian meal because his appetizer was antipasta ( I was inspired by Monkey's impasta joke).

[Lianna]

http://slowrobot.com/i/76646
Too lazy to go through the hoops and get the image url

[MonkeyGirl18]

[Ryvvi]

MonkeyGirl18 hahahaha omg that gif makes my day so cute!

[npixelz]

Oh my Dog. I think my dog really Licks me. But i dont know what Chew do. He Biter stop eating my or i'l get mad Fur real.

[Lemon Cheesecake]

ahh....

Found this one for those of us who are coffee drinkers...

Drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems.

http://www.punoftheday.com/cgi-bin/disp ... 301&page=1

[MonkeyGirl18]

I don't know about you, but I have a skeleton of problems.... not really freaking Undertale has taken over my life!

[Lemon Cheesecake]

I don't know about you, but if I do some planks today, I'll be as stiff as a board.

If you're playing a game then you better keep an eye on the clock because it always seems to run away from you - and before you know it, time will be gone.

(I hope that gave you a little laugh because it took a long time for me to come up with it)

[npixelz]

All wounds can heal. All they need is a little Thyme.

[Lemon Cheesecake]

I like that one! Trying to be inspired by yours -

Food can make you wise, all you need is a little sage.

[npixelz]

Ha ha ha! How eggciting! I think ive just about Cracked up at that! And im not Yolking about that. Ive Hatched up some ideas because of it.