Corrupt a Wish

[Lemon Cheesecake]

granted but they are all rotten inside.

I wish I could get paid to work from home.

[Nek0Nerd0]

Granted, but you get more work hours.

I wish I did things faster.

[npixelz]

Granted, but that's because time is sped up for you so you also age and die faster.

I wish I got something new I. Every egg I find, and I find an egg every time I look.

[Uchuuko]

Granted. You got a new basket ofthe same kind, every time you found an egg.

I wish my graduate school stipend was more.

[Nek0Nerd0]

Granted, but then that has to go to the internet and database expenses that've risen double as much.

I wish that my life was a video game.

[npixelz]

Granted but it's a horror game.

I wish I could control life like I can control my dreams

[MissAutumn]

Granted, but controlling life makes you sick and eventually kills you.

I wish the weather would brighten up.

[npixelz]

Granted but now everywhere else the weather is terrible, and is causing disasters sporadically.

I wish I could change my body at will

[Nek0Nerd0]

Granted but everytime you change your body, so does your name. Your friends as well as strangers will be confused about who you are, literally.

I wish I could hear jazz background music in my real life so I feel more epic about doing anything.

[MissAutumn]

Granted but it's deafeningly loud.

I wish I could get a new job.

[npixelz]

Granted, but you hate it even more and get less money.

I wish I could wake up immediately every time I go to wake up

[Nek0Nerd0]

Granted but you fall off the bed every morning.

I wish I could scubadive.

[npixelz]

I'd take that, it probably wouldn't hurt too much, and I'd probably just put padding on the floor.

Granted, but a shark eats you.

I wish I could remember all of my dreams

[Taenia]

Granted, but now you can never remember if you turned off that stove/space heater/ iron or if you locked up the house.

I wish I could find another big, heavy, soft, cotton comforter

[npixelz]

Oh dear

Granted, but now it's the only thing you own.

I wish I was comfortable set up with money and things to last for the rest of my life, which would be a long one