Corrupt a Wish

[MissAutumn]

Granted but they destroy all human civilisation.

I wish I could shapeshift.

[npixelz]

Granted, but you can only shapeshift into people that already exist, and every time you do, your memories are replaced with the memories of whoever you shapeshift into.

I wish I didn't have hairy legs or facial hair

[murmurlade]

Granted, the hair that was supposed to grow on your legs and face now give you furry, hairy arms! You basically look like you have fluffy jacket arms on.

I wish for a balloon.

[npixelz]

Granted, now the planet is a balloon that can pop at any second.

I wish I could turn into a girl when I dress like one, and a guy when I dress like one

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but you are now hideous in either form.

I wish people would come to my upcoming webinar and purchase what I'm trying to advertise.

[npixelz]

Oof, you got me.

Granted, but you didn't specify how many people, so just two people show up.

I wish I could mind control people

[Uchuuko]

Darn it. It really looks like two people will show up anyway; now I hope they'll buy.
Granted, but you get awful migraines every time you do.

I wish I would get accepted into the grad school I have in mind to apply to, when I apply.

[MissAutumn]

Granted. But you get accepted on to a different course and not the one you wanted to do.

I wish I could live without sleeping.

[npixelz]

Granted, but you are forced to work ceaselessly with little pay, every single day.

I wish I could fly.

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but you don't know how, and will not know unless you find a codex somewhere in a trench.

I wish most male humans had large and shapely bottom halves (large butts, legs, thighs, and hips) in relation to their upper bodies, just like women can have, while still appearing attractive.

[npixelz]

Granted, but now all women are ugly

I wish I was a good singer.

[Uchuuko]

Granted, you were a good singer, until your voice gave out, never allowing you to sing like you used to.

I wish I had a real life Mewtwo as a friend.

[npixelz]

Granted, you HAD a Mewtwo as a friend, but then the government took it away for experiments and it died.

I wish the Marvel Cinematic Universe is real

[MissAutumn]

Granted but your house always gets destroyed whenever the heroes are having an epic showdown. Even if they're fighting on the other side of the world.

I wish I wasn't hungry.

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but now you're nauseated from feeling so full from eating.

I wish people would storm Area 51 for real.