Corrupt a Wish

[npixelz]

Yup. No immune to fire spell.

Granted, but for the rest of your life terrible weather follows you.

I wish these wishes actually came true, without the corruptions.

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but they only came true either during another life, or long after the wish was made.

I wish I had some chalk.

[MissAutumn]

Granted, but it's so crumbly that it's useless.

I wish I had cake lol.

[npixelz]

Granted, but it's filled with bees.

I wish I was better at coming up with wishes

[MissAutumn]

Granted, but they're always corrupted.

I wish I could understand what animals are saying.

[npixelz]

Granted, but now you can't understand humans.

I wish I could just wish away my feelings. (Who got the reference?)

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but you wish away ll of your emotions, causing you to never feel emotion again.

I wish I never took the TA job. It feels awkward, and I miss only having my mentor as my supervisor. I also get paid more with my mentor.

[npixelz]

(I guess you didn't get the reference.)

Granted, but you took a worse job instead.

I wish I could properly execute my idea for an avatar.

[Uchuuko]

I did not get the reference.

Granted, but the idea turned out to be horrible.

I wish I did not deposit the wrong amount of money onto this prepaid debit card I got earlier.

[MissAutumn]

Granted, but someone steals all of your money.

I wish there were going to be more seasons of Gotham. (I loved that show).

[npixelz]

("I wish I could just wish away my feelings" is from Star Wars Attack of the Clones. Anakin says it to Padme.)

Granted, but now all other shows you like are no more. You can't even find a way to watch previous seasons of them.

I wish I had more videos I want to watch

[Uchuuko]

Ah, I never watched Star Wars, aside from some very short scenes.

Granted, but once you begin watching you cannot stop. Time then rapidly passes too, and you body suffers as you cannot move to take care of it. Your relationships and endeavors take hits as well, until they are no more.

I wish I was more comfortable with driving cars.

[npixelz]

Ah, I see.

Oof, on second thought I take back my wish lol.

Granted, but you become too comfortable and end up taking big risks which eventually cause you to get into a huge accident that paralyses you.

I wish genies were real

[MissAutumn]

Granted, but it's a meanie genie and all your wishes end up as curses.

I wish I was better at maths.

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but now your skills at everything else have greatly declined.

I wish the bookstore will take back this textbook I bought, so I won't be short towards getting a lab manual and I can buy said textbook elsewhere.