Corrupt a Wish

[npixelz]

Oof. That's harsh.

Granted, but so does the rest of your life. In fact, it goes so quickly you're in your deathbed before you know it.

I wish I could change my appearance at will.

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but whenever you do, someone you know becomes uglier in appearance.

I wish to have a very pleasant dream as I sleep, maybe even one that will answer a question I've been really wanting to know.

[MissAutumn]

Granted, but you forget said dream and said answer when you wake up.

I wish the Harry Potter universe was real.

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but you can never enter or witness it, especially since you're a Muggle.

I wish I could finish writing this friggn 3 page essay. I might just give up on the scholarship application since it is due Monday. Curse writer's block.

[Mouse]

Granted but the read cant open it cuz its cursed!!!

I wish I could sleep!

[npixelz]

Granted, but you never wake up again.

I wish I could dive in and out of fictional universes and give myself abilities from said universes whilst I'm in them

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but every time your return to the real world, your body gets permanently weaker.

I wish I could afford to buy a lot of precious metals.

[Clouded Dreaming]

Granted, but you find out that they're fake. Turns out, the company has been scamming people and taking their money.

I wish I was motivated enough to finish my work.

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but you only feel so at the last minute. You end up having done poor quality work.

I wish the dining hall at my college would stop serving the same food, as well as food that tasted terrible to me.

[npixelz]

Granted, but now they don't sell any food.

I wish Pokemon Sword and Shield had the national dex

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but now dynamaxxing is no longer possible in those games. Dynamaxxed bosses just appear in their regular size. Additionally, the games have 40% more lag, and consume 50% more memory.

I wish I didn't bother giving presents to show my appreciation for others. I bet my great baba is thinking I actually care for humanity more than I say I do.

[murmurlade]

Granted, but now instead you describe in great detail just how much you appreciate them - sometimes for hours!

I wish I had more hours in a day.

[Mouse]

Granted but you sleep through them!


I wish it was time to open presents!

[MissAutumn]

Granted, but all you receive is are lumps of coal.

I wish I could have gone on a longer walk.

[npixelz]

Granted, but now you can never stop walking, even while you sleep, you must walk.

I wish I was tired.