Corrupt a Wish

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but it is due to acute anemia. If you fall asleep, you'll die unless you cure yourself of the condition.

I wish Merkabah from SMT 4 was real, and that I would be able to befriend him.

[Bassy]

Granted but the friendships ends quickly.

I wish I can turn into a bird.

[npixelz]

Granted, but you can't turn back into a human once you've done so and you'll have the intelligence of said bird.

I wish I could think of a wish.

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but a wish it remains.

I wish I had my own house.

[npixelz]

granted, but it's a gingerbread house

I wish my dog would cuddle me more

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but it now wants to be around you, always. Whenever you leave it, it slowly dies of loneliness. You either must take it wherever you go, or leave it to eventually leave this world.

I wish I had a gold bar stash.

[murmurlade]

Granted, but you don't know where it is or how to get there!

I wish I had a significant other haha

[npixelz]

Granted but they're a manipulative, destructive, jerk of a person who uses you for personal gain.

I wish I had more chocolate

[murmurlade]

That's too realistic, pix!
Granted, but it's all spoiled rotten!

I wish I had better eyesight.

[npixelz]

Lol, I guess it is.
Granted but now you're deaf.

I wish I had the wings from the event

[murmurlade]

Granted, but then they glitch out your account and you lose all your items!

I wish I was better at gaming!

[npixelz]

Granted, but now you're terrible at everything else in life.

I wish I had a million dollars.

[murmurlade]

Granted, but they can only be spent through donating it to Windlyn and getting wings.

I wish there was 1 timezone everybody was in!

[npixelz]

I mean, I'm fine with that. I could use the wings to barter until I have every single item in Windlyn. AND I'd still have leftovers.
Granted, but that's because we all live on a very small island and most of the population of the Earth is dead, and even with that, the island is way overcrowded.

I wish I could fly like in my dreams

[murmurlade]

Hahahahaha. True. And the site gets alottaaa cash moneys !!

Granted, but if anyone looks at you, you lose the ability to fly.

I wish I had water to drink right now in front of me