Corrupt a Wish

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but they cause chaos whenever they can towards the natives of our realm (meaning they'll wreak havoc without your knowledge). You also brought back Team Rocket, who will do whatever they can to create more pokemon in this world, even via experimenting on this world's normal animals (including humans). Team Rocket also works to kidnap your Pokemon, and are eventuall successful. Ultimately, Team Rocket ends up destroying you and the world while trying to return to their realm and are successful in doing so.

I wish my skin was good enough to where I did not need to use anti-acne products.

[npixelz]

Nuuuuu!

Granted but now everyone else in the world have horrible gross acne all over them.

I wish I was a video game tester

[mdom]

Granted, but you only test the most violent and bloody games and they're very hard.


I wish I could fix my sleep schedule

[npixelz]

Saaaaaame

Granted, but every waking moment you're in agony.

I wish I remembered my dreams again

[mdom]

Granted, but your dreams are all about you falling into an endless pit


Wish I could find more clouds!

[npixelz]

Nuuuuuuuuuuuu! No defiling my awesome and strange dreams!

Granted, but they all give the same item, which is a starry shawl of the same type, one you already have.

I wish I could make a lot of money doing something I love

[mdom]

Granted! But you have to work 16h a day


I wish I was very good at video games

[npixelz]

Well, the something I love is being a video game tester, so I wouldn't mind working 16 hours a day playing games. So ha!

Granted, but you become good by sucking the skills out of others, and if you die, whoever kills you gets that ability and all the skill you have acquired, thus you are hunted down for your ability.

I wish I had an Eevee in real life

[mdom]

Granted, but your Eevee hates all your family and friends and it forces you to choose!

I wish I knew how to drive

[npixelz]

Why are your corruptions so mean?

Granted, but now no one else does and everyone you meet asks you to drive them places.

J wish I had a full team of pokemon over my choice IRL

[mdom]

I am mean :<

Granted, but now your job is making those poor cuties fight to exhaustion


I wish this stream wasn't lagging!

[npixelz]

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Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Granted, it is now an actual water stream that follows wherever you go right in front if you so your feet are always wet.

I wish I was rich

[mdom]

Granted! But also you lost all your morality!! Live with that!!


I wish I could handle spicy food better

[npixelz]

Never!

Granted, now spicy food tastes normal, but every other food is either too bitter or too sweet.

I wish YOUR next wish does not get corrupted

[mdom]

granted, but that means this thread is done!! No more Corrupt a Wish!! And that'd be tragic.


I wish I wasn't so hungry