Corrupt a Wish

[npixelz]

Granted

[mdom]

wait noooo
pls post a wish!!!!

[npixelz]

You have sealed this threads fate!

[mdom]

I wish I hadn't done that!!!

[npixelz]

Granted, but now EVERY wish you make, in this thread and OUT will be corrupted.

I wish for the motivation to write stories and take online courses

[Nek0Nerd0]

Granted but the stories you write are in white ink or in white font so it's unreadable

I wish I grew my own chili farm.

[npixelz]

I suppose I deserve that after how I corrupted your last wish.

Granted, but if is the ONLY thing you can grow, and your family loses their jobs so your livelihood depends on selling the chilies.

I wish my dad would win the next 70 mil jackpot

[Nek0Nerd0]

Granted, he won it, but he lost the winning proof before he could claim it.

I wish I stopped sneezing because of season change.

[npixelz]

Noooooooo!

I'm with you there! But I suppose I should corrupt it anyway. And how I do that is...
Granted, but now you have a hacking cough instead of sneezing.

I wish I had magic

[Nek0Nerd0]

Granted, but because you can't control it, you get to be contained in some sorta prison.

I wish I knew how to skateboard.

[npixelz]

Like an SCP!

Granted, but for every minute you skateboard, you lose the ability to do another thing, until you eventually have to stop skateboarding or you lose the ability to breath, and you die.

I wish I could control, create, destroy, redirect, siphon, and otherwise utilize energy in all its forms as well as the things that contain or generate energy

[Uchuuko]

Granted, but in exchange you lose your body and now are only energy. No one will know that you were controlling so much.

I wish I could create hyperrealism pieces already.

[npixelz]

No! How will I eat delicious food!?

Granted, but they start slowly coming to life and trying to kill your loved ones

I wish I could have an access to an infinite amount of outfits, makeup, etc, that I could magically put on myself at any given moment

[Uchuuko]

I guess you could enjoy the energy/heat given off by food as it cooks/has been cooked, but that is all.

Granted, but then you end up physically morphing into a completely different person every time you use the ability.

I wish I never existed on Earth, and instead existed on another planet with a different but decent and physically attractive civilization.

[npixelz]

True

Do I morph into one that suits the outfit or is it random?

Granted but they see you like we see animals, and either keep you as a pet or put you in a zoo.


I wish I could travel to the world of Pokemon