Zombies attack!

[Kitalpha Hart]

Roll 3d6
1-3: dead by zombies
4-6: dead by other causes
7-12: survive, but injured
13-18: survive unharmed

Post your roll, and describe the fate of the AAY as well

So:
Person one rolls a five
Person two says P1 fell off a cliff, and rolls a 14
Person 3 makes a story about P2 cleverly evading a zombie mob, and rolls a 1
P1 says that P3 died to said mob, and rolls a 10
Player 4 says P1 walked into a barbed wire fence and got tangled in it, and rolls a 4
P2 has P4 die from too many beans in a confined space death and rolls an 8
And so on

So the little scenarios can be absurd, or realistic. Absurd is better for entertainment value

First roll:

Kitalpha Hart rolled 3d6 and got a total of 12:
3, 3, 6

[Lemon Cheesecake]

this sounds like fun!

Kit couldn't see where she was going, tripped over the grave and fell on her knife, lost an ear but still survived...

Lemon Cheesecake rolled 3d6 and got a total of 17:
5, 6, 6

[Kitalpha Hart]

Lemon is in a fortress and is living it up with very few zombies nearby

Kitalpha Hart rolled 3d3 and got a total of 4:
1, 2, 1

Good. I hope people get amusement out of this

[mdom]

Kitalpha ran as fast as she could, and even barefoot she was faster than the zombies! Phew! But since her hair was all over her face, she couldn't see very well and ended up falling off a cliff...

mdom rolled 3d6 and got a total of 12:
4, 3, 5

[Polaris]

mdom made it and escaped the zombies! But now without a little souvenir... cutting off a zombie bite should work, right?

Polaris rolled 3d6 and got a total of 13:
4, 3, 6

[Lemon Cheesecake]

Good thing Polaris had her glasses on! She managed to avoid the zombie arms reaching up from the grave and even managed to grab a "souvenir" zombie arm as she ran out of the graveyard- coming threw it unharmed.

Lemon Cheesecake rolled 3d6 and got a total of 12:
5, 2, 5

[Kitalpha Hart]

Fire works against zombie, yes
However, the flames for out of lemon's control and gave her some pretty burns

Kitalpha Hart rolled 3d6 and got a total of 15:
5, 4, 6

[Gingerale]

when the water main broke it was like the floodgates of hell opened as water burst up like a geyser and filled the streets and although Kitalpha was caught up in the flow she managed to jump on a gravestone and surf to the end of the road coming away unscathed ( messy hair maybe but no injuries)

Gingerale rolled 3d6 and got a total of 13:
4, 6, 3

[Watery Star]

Gingerale heard a zombie approach but she was ready for it and hacked off it's hand. She moved along the streets, still ankle deep with water. There were no signs of zombies but she was still out in the open.

Watery Star rolled 3d6 and got a total of 11:
4, 2, 5

[Lemon Cheesecake]

Watery was sure her concoctions and spells would protect her. Standing in the mushroom ring she felt safe, ready to destroy the monsters coming her way...uh oh, poor Watery did not realize in time that the mushroom ring had been broken and as she tried to get away, one of the monsters grabbed her skirt making her trip over the pet gravestone in front of her and she broke her leg making it so that she had to crawl, barely escaping into her house alive.

Lemon Cheesecake rolled 3d6 and got a total of 3:
1, 1, 1

[Kitalpha Hart]

Oops
Forgot that with three dice the lowest is a three
Oh well
I'll leave it
Which means only if your luck really sucks do you get eaten

Next person do lemon, the pour soul