(A-Z). If I Had A Million Dollars... page 100, 1K prize

[Polaris]

If I had a million dollars, I'd buy myself a water jet pack

[mdom]

If I had a million dollars I'd get my very own x-ray machine

[Gingerale]

If I had a million dollars I'd pay for YOGA classes for YOU

[Polaris]

If I had a million dollars, I'd buy a zoo exclusively filled with zebras xD

[mdom]

If I had a million dollars, I'd go to auctions at Sotheby

[Lemon Cheesecake]

If I had a million dollars I'd BUY stocks to make BILLIONS

[mdom]

If I had a million dollars I'd cease to look for a job xD

[peachomega]

If I had a million dollars my Dogs would have only the very best!

[mdom]

if I had a million dollars I'd be an Employer, not an Employee!

[Lemon Cheesecake]

If I had a million dollars I'd FINANCE a FLIGHT somewhere FUN for my FRIENDS and FAMILY.

[mdom]

If I had a million dollars I'd get a great... goose
SORRY

[Lemon Cheesecake]

<a goose that lays golden eggs?>

If I had a million dollars I'd Have a Horrendously Hilarious Hen Party.

[mdom]

^golden eggs! Good idea!

If I had a million dollars I'd immigrate to Greece

[Gingerale]

If I had a million dollars I'd JUMP from an airplane. (If you gave me a million dollars I'd jump from an airplane, so long as all safety measures were in place).

[mdom]

If I had a million dollars I'd adopt a kid