Dad Jokes

by **npixelz** » Tue Sep 01, 2020 5:53 am

Come up with your best dad jokes, puns, and the like! See if you can make everyone laugh! Or groan! Either works!

by **MissAutumn** » Tue Sep 01, 2020 10:07 pm

What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render

by **npixelz** » Wed Sep 02, 2020 4:47 am

Omg, I love it.

Do you know why flamingos sleep with one leg up?
Because if they slept with both legs up they'd fall over!

by **MissAutumn** » Wed Sep 02, 2020 11:49 am

Have you heard of the magic tractor?
It went around the corner and turned into a field.

by **npixelz** » Thu Sep 03, 2020 4:38 am

Lol, took me a minute, but I think I got it.

What's black and white and 'red' all over? A newspaper!

by **MissAutumn** » Thu Sep 03, 2020 4:55 am

Haha

What type of cheese do you use to hide a horse?
Mascarpone

by **galled** » Thu Sep 03, 2020 8:38 am

What do you call a man with no shins?

Neil

What do you call a man with no arms and legs?

Matt

by **MissAutumn** » Thu Sep 03, 2020 8:42 am

Haha

What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?
Doug

What do you call a man without a shovel on his head?
Douglas

by **Polaris** » Mon Sep 14, 2020 11:17 am

Why is my motorcycle always so sleepy?
Because it's two-tired!

by **npixelz** » Tue Sep 15, 2020 5:02 am

You know how birds fly in a V formation and one side is sometimes longer? Do you know why that is? Because there's more birds on that side!

by **MissAutumn** » Wed Sep 16, 2020 11:29 am

A family moved into a new house. The youngest daughter said, "What's upstairs?"
Her dad responded, "Don't be silly. Stairs don't talk."

by **npixelz** » Thu Sep 17, 2020 2:30 am

I love that one.

It's simply hystairical!

by **MissAutumn** » Sat Sep 19, 2020 3:27 am

I see what you did there.

Not a dad joke but this tickled me:
https://youtu.be/yBjBXpAleig

by **npixelz** » Sat Sep 19, 2020 6:19 am

Love it.

What's the longest word?
Smiles! Because it has a mile between each s