PILLOW FIGHT! roll a 10- get free feathers or item

[mdom]

mdom rolled 3d6 and got a total of 14:
6, 5, 3

[DoubleShotExpresso]

I did something like this awhile back on another site. So why not im sleepy.

DoubleShotExpresso rolled 3d6 and got a total of 12:
2, 5, 5

[Lemon Cheesecake]

I'm looking at the pants DSE has on and I'm not recognizing them...time to look through my inventory and see what else I'm missing... or just forgotten about

[NerdyAliCat]

NerdyAliCat rolled 3d6 and got a total of 14:
4, 5, 5

[Lemon Cheesecake]

Are you feeling better yet AliCat?

[NerdyAliCat]

Much! I woke up yesterday with a clear head and i sat up and went 'whoooooooooooo'
I also have my energy back which i'm sure my friends weren't looking forward to because the bad jokes have started again

NerdyAliCat rolled 3d6 and got a total of 8:
2, 3, 3

[Lemon Cheesecake]

Yay! Alicat bounces back pouncing!

[NerdyAliCat]

Rawr!

NerdyAliCat rolled 3d6 and got a total of 8:
2, 4, 2

[Lemon Cheesecake]

What's your worse joke?

[NerdyAliCat]

Hmm.. let me think... Well usually someone says something and i try my best to make a pun out of it but the other day my friend said they were salty about something and i said they needed some pepper
There's also a lot of 'that's what she said' jokes
But my favourite is one that my mum told me and it goes a little like this (But dialogue works best if read out in an Australian accent )

[+] SPOILER

So a man was going on holiday to Bali and he needed someone to look after his cat so he asked his neighbour
'Hey mate! I'm going on holiday and i need someone to look after m'e cat; just check in once a day, fill his water and make sure he has some food.'
And his neighbour says: "Yeah no problem! I'll handle everything, just enjoy your holiday!"
'Ah thanks mate! Oh yeah, could you also look after m'e nan (grandma). She just lives around the corner, could you check in on her and make sure she's ok?'
"Yeah no problem!"
So the guy goes on holiday and after his first day he rings his neighbour: 'Hey mate how's m'e cat doin?'
And his neighbour replies: "Awww sorry mate... but your cat's dead."
And the man replies 'Oh no! That news has just ruined my holiday.... You could have told me that my cat was on the roof... and the next time i called you could have said "Sorry mate but your cat's still on the roof" and on my last day here you could have told me the news!'
"I'm really sorry about it... I promise that's what i'll say next time"
And the man says: 'Oh well. Anyway how's m'e nan doing?'
And his neighbour says: "Oh sorry mate she's on the roof."

[Lemon Cheesecake]

omg Ali, I burst out laughing at that one! !

Thanks for bringing a smile to my face today

[NerdyAliCat]

I'm glad you liked it!
It either goes down really well or quite terribly with that joke to be honest...

NerdyAliCat rolled 3d6 and got a total of 11:
4, 2, 5

[Lemon Cheesecake]

I read it again and cracked up laughing !

[NerdyAliCat]

I'm glad you liked it

NerdyAliCat rolled 3d6 and got a total of 14:
6, 2, 6

[mdom]

mdom rolled 3d6 and got a total of 8:
3, 3, 2