PILLOW FIGHT! roll a 12- get free feathers or item

by **Lemon Cheesecake** » Fri Jun 29, 2018 3:45 pm

AliCat, sometimes its the corny jokes that are ageless.

by **NerdyAliCat** » Fri Jun 29, 2018 7:50 pm

Well i have another one if you'd like to hear it?

NerdyAliCat rolled 3d6 and got a total of 10:
3, 4, 3

by **Lemon Cheesecake** » Fri Jun 29, 2018 11:07 pm

Yes please! :cheer:

by **NerdyAliCat** » Sat Jun 30, 2018 12:05 am

Alright here it comes

[+] SPOILER: So a man was out late drinking at a bar and on his way home he didn't want to get pulled over by the Police so he thought 'I don't need my car tomorrow anyway... I'll just take a bus home.'
So he was on the bus and it was approaching a random breath test but the bus just got waved through and he thought 'Good thing i took this bus!'
So he got home safely and went to sleep and when he woke up in the morning he looked outside his window and thought 'Damn... now what am i going to do with this bus?'

[The joke being that he stole the bus]

by **Lemon Cheesecake** » Sat Jun 30, 2018 12:58 pm

hee, hee

by **mdom** » Sun Jul 01, 2018 7:56 pm

Nooo
my dad does that all the time
he's like why did you take the bus
just enter the bus next time u.u

by **Lemon Cheesecake** » Sun Jul 01, 2018 9:15 pm

does your Dad drive a bus for real???

Don't forget to roll the dice when you are chatting. :grin:

by **NerdyAliCat** » Mon Jul 02, 2018 1:22 am

Dad jokes are the best and the worst at the same time :tongue:

NerdyAliCat rolled 3d6 and got a total of 11:
5, 1, 5

by **mdom** » Mon Jul 02, 2018 4:22 pm

No, my dad does the bus joke all the time xD

mdom rolled 3d6 and got a total of 13:
6, 4, 3

by **Lemon Cheesecake** » Mon Jul 02, 2018 4:30 pm

ah... so I get his comment now

by **NerdyAliCat** » Mon Jul 02, 2018 7:23 pm

[+] SPOILER: So a zookeeper finished work early and decided to go to a bar to celebrate but he took one of the zoo's giraffes with him. After a few drinks the zookeeper was a little drunk and decided to go home but the giraffe was passed out on the floor. The bar keeper was not happy with this and pointed at the giraffe "Hey! Don't leave this lyin' here." and the zookeeper replied "It's not a lion! It's a giraffe!"

NerdyAliCat rolled 3d6 and got a total of 10:
3, 5, 2

by **Lemon Cheesecake** » Mon Jul 02, 2018 9:48 pm

That one's cute!

by **mdom** » Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:38 pm

mdom rolled 3d6 and got a total of 13:
6, 3, 4

by **Lemon Cheesecake** » Sun Jul 08, 2018 8:52 pm

I was gone, now I'm back.

by **NerdyAliCat** » Mon Jul 09, 2018 2:29 am

NerdyAliCat rolled 3d6 and got a total of 15:
4, 5, 6