I keep craving sushi and other stuff

by **Bacokatt** » Sat Dec 06, 2014 6:22 am

I Shall Engrave wrote:My grandfather smoked Camels like a fiend. When he came to visit from Russia I ran to hug him and he asked where the ashtray was. He quit after about 30+ years of smoking.

I just feel like after 30 years there's no reason to quit. Your lungs won't ever get healthy. xD

by **I Shall Engrave** » Sat Dec 06, 2014 6:26 am

Haha, true, but it's an expensive habit. Especially if you smoke in his quantities.

There's a guy who sells me cheap smokes without bothering to ID me, so I appreciate that.

by **Bacokatt** » Sat Dec 06, 2014 6:42 am

I Shall Engrave wrote:Haha, true, but it's an expensive habit. Especially if you smoke in his quantities.

There's a guy who sells me cheap smokes without bothering to ID me, so I appreciate that.

What's cheap?

by **I Shall Engrave** » Sat Dec 06, 2014 6:44 am

$6 a pack instead of 12. I consider half price cheap.

by **Bacokatt** » Sat Dec 06, 2014 6:47 am

I Shall Engrave wrote:$6 a pack instead of 12. I consider half price cheap.

6 is pretty cheap. What state are you in? In yakama in Washington, I've bought cigarettes for 2.75 no tax from the Indians. Shitty cigarettes, but, still cigarettes.

by **I Shall Engrave** » Sat Dec 06, 2014 8:13 am

I'm in New York where everything is overpriced.

by **Bacokatt** » Sat Dec 06, 2014 8:18 am

I Shall Engrave wrote:I'm in New York where everything is overpriced.

Yea, New York is pretty dildos. I guess everywhere is really.

by **I Shall Engrave** » Sat Dec 06, 2014 8:30 am

My friend is opening up an online sex shop. He has a page on how to care for your sex toys called "Dildos and Dildon'ts".

by **Bacokatt** » Sat Dec 06, 2014 8:34 am

I Shall Engrave wrote:My friend is opening up an online sex shop. He has a page on how to care for your sex toys called "Dildos and Dildon'ts".

That's excellent. I call one of my brothers Dildo Faggins.

by **I Shall Engrave** » Sat Dec 06, 2014 8:37 am

Lol it's a really fun word to say. I once walked in on my friend twirling around foot-long dildos like weapons.

by **Bacokatt** » Sat Dec 06, 2014 8:41 am

That's actually pretty funny. :3
I was going to 3d print a dragon dildo for dildo faggins Christmas present, so he can open it and get mad.

by **I Shall Engrave** » Sat Dec 06, 2014 8:44 am

Have you seen the divine interventions site? They have dildos shaped like religious figures. Baby jesus butt plug - because going to hell is not enough.

by **Bacokatt** » Sat Dec 06, 2014 9:01 am

I Shall Engrave wrote:Have you seen the divine interventions site? They have dildos shaped like religious figures. Baby jesus butt plug - because going to hell is not enough.

Jesus the fetus anal accessories?

by **I Shall Engrave** » Sat Dec 06, 2014 9:12 am

Like all smart women, Mary knew there would be a second coming...and a third...and a fourth...

limk

by **Bacokatt** » Sat Dec 06, 2014 9:18 am

I Shall Engrave wrote:Like all smart women, Mary knew there would be a second coming...and a third...and a fourth...

limk

The baby Jesus butt plug is actually quite reasonably priced.

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