The sound of the intercom reverberated around the store, the sound bouncing of the walls. There weren't very many people shopping around.
Intercom: While you take your time to browse our lovely shop, please keep in mind that the owner, Monkey is a busy monkey. If there is anything of interest, please feel free to comment or send a pm to her. She'll get back to you as soon as she can. But I must let you know to refrain from sending her the trade without discussing for Monkey doesn't give you the items, but her supplier, Invader Gir, does, in which all profits go to Monkey.
You kept that in mind and you started to browse the shop.
Intercom: We hope you have a wonderful day and please come back to Monkey's!
PM MONKEY!
MONKEY WILL SEND TRADE VIA INVADER GIR!
I am sorry to inform the potential customers that this shop has closed.... permanently. I am sorry for the inconvenience. This shall only be used to direct people to the list of items to be used as a prize pool. I will probably transfer the list over, though.